VI Mobile Scores and Betting OddsVI Mobile Scores and Betting Odds Be Social
Betting Tools

Responding to the Twitterverse
Do yourself a favor on Sunday morning April 6th and tune into The Golf Channel at 8 a.m. ET for the inaugural Drive, Chip and Putt Championship National Finals live from the Masters. It should be pretty cool (especially if you have little ones at home). I mean, it's at Augusta right, it has to be cool. Also, good luck to my man Charles Warren who qualified for the 9 year old group. Qualifying for an event at The Masters (any event at The Masters) doesn't suck…especially if you are 9 years old. Make it rain Charles!

I watched about 90 seconds of the Valero Texas Open on Saturday and caught this golden nugget from Johnny Miller, "If every guy on the Tour played like him I would quit announcing" (Referring to Andrew Loupe's ridiculous pre-shot routine). However, I have a self-imposed ban when it comes to San Antonio that dates back to college, so for personal reasons I will not be covering the Valero Texas Open this week.

Instead, I thought I would answer some twitter/email questions this week that have built up since I started the Weekly Waggle. Welcome to the first ever Dan Daly Mailbag. I figured everyone else on the planet that writes a sports column does it, so why can't I? I went back and dug through old email's and twitter messages that people have sent me over the past year. As you will see, I have some really big fans!

Q: U R a douche bag….u do realize that Phil has 5 majors and 41 wins right? Oh and ur fat u fa**ot.

A: This either came from a 13 year old or a 43 year old that still lives in his mom's basement. Either way, yes, I am very well aware of Phil's record. I didn't give him the nickname FIGJAM, the players on the Tour did. Take it up with them.

Q: Phil is an all-timer, how can you say Phil sux?

A: Apparently these two people live together in their mom's basement and need to take a spelling class together. In any case, I never said Phil "sux", in fact I think he is one of the top 10 players of all-time.

Q: Isn't it about time you quit hating on PHIL and get a clue. He is the best golfer in the last twenty years.

A: Ummmm….really?

Q: Hey Dumbass Dan, why are you always up Tiger's ass? Tiger is a flash in the pan, he sucks!

A: First of all, thank you so much for the kind words. I also think you might need to double check your definition of "flash in the pan".

Q: Dear Dan, Tiger is an a$$hole, why do you always write about him?

A: I could actually do the entire article on Tiger comments, but I think you get the point.

Q: You are such a pansy, how did you even get a job writing about golf?

A: I was unaware one had to do with the other?

Q: Do you even watch the golf tournaments you hack!

A: Shouldn't that be in the form of a question? Only the good ones.

Q: Are you an idiot? Roy McAvoy didn't really shoot a 62 in the US Open that was a movie!

A: Oh my gosh I feel so dumb now…thank you so much for clarifying that for me.

Q: You are such a loser you probably own multiple pairs of crocs.

A: Just one actually…for yard work.

Q: You suck as much as your alma mater.

A: Overall or in a specific sport?

Q: Are you the Dan Daly from the Washington Times?

A: No, I'm sure he is a much better writer and overall person than I am but I don't know who he is.

Q: Your golf columns are the absolute best. Do you write for any other websites? I'd love to read more.

A: I think you sent this to the wrong person by mistake? But no, only one website is dumb enough to let me write for them and I think they even question why most of the time.

Q: Why do you keep saying John Daly is going to win a PGA Tour event every year? The guy is a fat piece of sh*t that will never win again!

A: You bite your tongue sir! John Daly is an American hero and you are a fat piece of sh*t!

Q: Why do you hate Rickie Fowler so much?

A: I actually don't hate Rickie Fowler, I just think he dresses like a clown. But hey, at least he cut his hair and shaved his creepy porn stache.

Q: Why do you keep blaming DL III for losing the Ryder Cup, the players lost their matches that day, not DL III.

A: All DL III had to do was a take a knee that day and the clock runs out but he called a Hail Mary up 4 points (literally) from the 50 yard line on the last play of the game and it was intercepted and returned for a TD.

Q: Do you even play golf because you sure as sh*t can't write about it.

A: Never said I could, but thanks for reading my articles anyway.

Q: I would kick your ass on the golf course and in Golden Tee you loser.

A: Probably in Dungeons & Dragons as well.

Q: Furyk is 4th on the all-time money list, how can you say he is a choke artist? Be a reporter not a repeater.

A: Because I have two eyes and TV. And I never claimed to be a reporter…or a repeater.

Q: How can you like Johnny Miller? The guy is a total fu**ing moron.

A: Perhaps you weren't aware that he shot a final round 63 in '73 to win the US Open? Who's the moron now?

Q: Why don't you change your twitter handle to @wosrtgolfwriterontheinternet?

A: I don't know, that just seems a little long if you ask me.

Q: You seem to knock on every PGA golfer out there. So who's your favorite golfer Dan?

A: According to most people I am up Tiger Woods ass...but the short answer is whoever I bet on that week. Although currently you can sign me up for the Jordan Spieth bandwagon. I'm all on board.

Q: Why do always knock on Baseball? It's way more entertaining than golf.

A: In the words of the great Ron Burgundy...agree to disagree. Baseball is a whale's vagina.

Q: Are you this stupid all the time or just once a week when you write these terrible articles?

A: Articles...plural? So they are terrible but you keep reading? Thanks. Anyway, I checked with my wife and apparently it's all the time.

Q: Your NCAA picks suck as bad as your golf picks, do you know sh*t about both?

A: I think you mean either, but no, I don't.

Q: Why do we have sports on our TV 24/7…it's so annoying!

A: I love you too honey!

Thanks to everyone who has taken the time to write and tweet such encouraging feedback, I'm sorry I couldn't get to everyone.

Dan Daly


HEADLINES WGC Dell - Best Bets
News: Odds to win 2018 Masters
Poulter a 'match play ninja' when on
Spieth, Reed in same Match Play group
McIlroy as good as he already was
Webb gets US Women's Open spot
PGA says safety paramount at Austin
Rory McIlroy wins Arnold Palmer
Park wins Founders Cup, Davies 2nd
MORE HEADLINES Gold Membership
corner graphic
With a VI Gold Membership, you can SAVE 20% off Daily Pick packages, SAVE 10% off a Live Odds Pro subscription, and receive access to up to 1,000 Member Plays each month!
VI Gold Membership